Weapon Balancing Pistol Suggestions

This is just copied and pasted from the discord thread so format is a little weird. Please reply with changes or disagreements.
(+2 entries into the giveaway woot woot)

1. Desert Eagle
   Fire Rate: -10
   Recoil: +5
   Reload Speed: -2
   Screen Shake: +1000
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2. HK45C
   Damage: -2
   Recoil: +2
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3. M29 Satan
   Damage: +2
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4. M92 Beretta
   Recoil: -2
   Reload Speed: +1
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5. S&W Model 500
   Recoil: +1
   Reload Speed: -1
   Damage: +1
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6. SIG Sauer P229R
   Great starter gun, no notes
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7. HK USP
   Damage: +2
   Reload Speed: -1
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8. Colt 1911
   Great Gun, no notes.
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